We have a rose tree running up a trellis by our house that has become the temporary abode of the most stubborn bird that I have ever seen. This bird has repeatedly rebuilt a nest in the top of the rose tree. So this morning I decided to put a Samurai Spongebob to scare the bird off.

Wrong move.

I went out a little while ago to see if it had scared him off. Not only had it not scared the bird off, but Spongebob was missing. I quickly deduced that the bird took Spongebob away. Spongebob is nowhere around the bush or anywhere near the house or the yard. My wife thinks the bird dropped him in the pond behind our house. I imagine a pack of birds pecking poor Spongebob even as I type this.

In all likely-hood the Bird has killed Spongebob. God speed Spongebob. God speed.