Tonight I put my daughter to bed. We read three books as normal. As normal she tried to get me to read a fourth. I suggested we sing Jesus Loves Me. Then it happened.
I began to sing it. Her words stopped me cold. They ended my career hopes of being discovered like Elvis. “Daddy, stop it. You got the words wrong.” My two year old just shut me down singing Jesus Loves Me. No mercy. My suggestion is she replace Simon Cowell. Anyone got Fox telephone number handy?
