curmudgeon theologians

Dear Wormwood,

It has come to my attention that I have been charged in falling behind the times in on our stellar efforts of infiltration. We have had such success in so many of the enemy camp defecting I simply have not bothered to this endeavor until recently when I heard there was a new momentum for unity in the enemy camp. I have not been as active in the enemies camp as of late due to the ongoing war and unrest. We must be careful that we do not let this be a time of growth in the stronghold of the enemies camp. I want to see some use of their curmudgeon theologians for our father bellows service. Continue reading

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Yes Sex Please, I’m Christian (part 2)

Healthy sexual expression is part of God’s design and plan. Our sexuality is not just ours. It belongs like the rest of creation to God. Jesus states that God created sex. It was meant to be permanent and honorable. Sin terribly marred but does not necessarily needs to ruin God’s plan for sex. The problem is even the religious want to make sex somehow common and unclean, when in reality it is not. The modern Church has forgotten that the joy of sex is God’s design and not mankind’s. Continue reading